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How To Fail Miserably At Golf And Still Have A Good Time
When he's not hitting birdies and eagles, Jack tends to also excel at designing golf courses, and he's created quite a few. I just read somewhere that he has recently designed nine full courses for Polaris World. They're all laid out nearby each other so that the lucky residents get to play through 162 holes. The article didn't say how many sycamores there are on the course, but I'm pretty sure I'd fine most of them pretty quickly. Still, at least the lakes would be pretty to look at while wondering whether to risk diving in to find my ball. There is certainly something to be said for a lifestyle which involves living in luxurious Spanish properties, constantly bathed in sunshine, with enough golf to last a lifetime.
I wasn't really thinking about overseas property myself, although I can't say why. Like most people I think it's just one of those things that other people do isn't it? Those neighbours of yours that live two doors down and always seem to be off somewhere and even in the middle of winter they have deep rich tans that you pretend not to notice and secretly resent. They always seem happy too. Damn those neighbours. But what got me interested was the whole of idea of having nine new golf courses all nestled near each other. That sounds like any golfer's heaven, whether your professional or an amateur. I class myself as an amateur personally. Some people don't even think I have made it that far, but then everyone's a critic.
I was trying to play a game of golf at my local course recently, and it wasn't easy. We'd had a lot of rain lately - which isn't surprising, it's what we're known for here. The problem was that the whole course was so waterlogged that I was seriously considering trading in my golf cart for a dinghy. Rowing across to the eighth whilst waving a cheery greeting to some poor soul who's stranded on the edge of a bunker and looks very much as though he's Man Friday is not the traditional or preferred style of playing golf. If I liked getting wet I'd have taken up swimming and if I enjoyed getting muddy I'd have taken up rugby.
So with the weather here so dismal, the idea of having nine brand new golf courses all designed by the world's top golfer, all located together somewhere where it rains sunshine and the only pouring that happens is a glass of Sangria at the nineteenth. I have never considered buying overseas property because of the hassle, but then, thinking about the hassle of coping with the everyday gloom and access to just one or two local golf courses here, upping sticks and taking the plunge just once to benefit from a lifetime of endless golf and warm weather is incredibly tempting. What's even more tempting is that I hear they're now offering free trips over there so that you can experience it for yourself. The idea of a weekend in one of these resorts, playing a free round of golf on one of Jack Nicklaus' designs is something that makes me wonder whether I could become the neighbour that gets the envied looks.
Do you know what your house is worth? I had mine valued recently, and paid little attention to it. Then I saw one of those television adverts for overseas property with golf courses and sun, and couldn't believe that the cheapest houses there were half the cost of my home, and for the price my house is worth I could get a grand villa! Imagine that - a grand villa in Spain with all that sun, a private balcony overlooking the mountains on one side and the blue ocean on the other, and 162 holes just crying out for me to try to sink a small white ball into them. And even more bunkers starting to get excited at the prospect of more company.
It's surprising how quickly images start to build in your mind of lazy summer days even in the winter, or rolling golf courses crying out for you to have another go today, blue rolling oceans and vast mountain ranges. It starts to make my suburban semi look a bit cold, bleak and small. Not to mention crowded. I almost feel as though the tan is starting to appear just by thinking about it. The houses themselves look very stylish, with a contemporary design coupled with traditional colours, materials and features. It's a bit like living the fantasy without the inevitable bad bits you assume will haunt you. I wonder if I would miss the rain and grey skies?
And then I have to think again about the fact that these companies are actually offering free trips to try it out! I never considered myself a potential overseas property buyer, but really, I can't think of any really good reasons why not. I work from home myself, like many people do these days. With the increased use of technology so many people become flexible about where they work, that moving to another country is not as hard as it once used to be. The fact that all these television adverts and brochures are targeting us in this country means that they have excellent links and support, and have provided the service to so many people before that the whole process is well orchestrated. I'm very tempted - but then, you would be, wouldn't you? Especially if you play golf better than I do.
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